Brittany: I don’t wanna do Britney.
Kurt: Why no Britney, Brittany?
Brittany: Because my name is also Brittany Spears.
Mr. Schuester: What?
Mercedes: What the hell is she talking about?
Brittany: My middle name is Susan, my last name is Pierce. That makes me Brittany S. Pierce, “Brittany S. Pierce.” I’ve lived my whole life in Brittany Spear’s shadow. I will never be as talented or famous. I hope you all respect I want Glee club to remain a place where, I, Brittany S. Pierce can escape the torment of Brittany Spears.
Hilarious!